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moriarteacups:

all i did this year was get more gay

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks


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slightly-bovverd:

lambency:

theevermysteriousowl:

unclenicky:

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OH MY GOD I DID NOT JUST FIND THIS.

HOLY HELL.

YES

"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"
-it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

"I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed."
-Benioff, David. City of Thieves.  (via dragon-woman)